Tuesday, August 28, 2007

SHE Makes a Mother Proud

Not every mother has a daughter who gets accused of being an "accessory after the fact of War Crimes" AND a CIA mole, all in the same week.

SME has always been a relentless researcher of all things weird. This week she did a post on all the paranoia that's circulating around via a myriad of Conspiracy Theorists. Within a few hours of posting, SME received a comment from one of the theorists she had posted about. This man labeled her a "war criminal" because she didn't believe that chemtrails and aspertame were the tools of our insidious government to make us more suggestible.

The following day, SME received a comment from another theorist that she had mentioned in her post. This man wrote a post on his blog about her, labeling her a CIA mole. C'mon, EVERYBODY knows that there are CIA agents out there blogging solely to discredit conspiracy theorists. This theorist also thinks that SME is a MAN, and that she watches Fox News. SME says that she doesn't mind being called a CIA mole, or a man, nearly as much as being accused of watching Fox News! Yup, my kid is WAY too liberal to watch Sean Hannity or Bill O'Reilly.

Apparently, these theorists have nothing better to do than Google their names to see who's mentioning them on the internet. Perhaps they have an ego problem in addition to their paranoia?

SME also received a comment from a guy that believes in some weird extraterrestrial armada, that's hovering above the earth. I've been reading the blogs of some of these *ahem* "gentlemen". I've collected a few gems from their blogs that I'll be posting over the next few days. What a HOOT!

In the meantime, if you're looking for a few laughs, visit SME at http://blueapples85.blogspot.com/ or at: http://swallowingthecamel.blogspot.com/
Oh, don't forget to wear your tinfoil hat!


14 Comments:

At 8/28/2007 8:19 PM, Blogger Hammer said...

Hehe weird stuff. I used to see that all the time on the old usenet and fidonet forums.

 
At 8/28/2007 8:31 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Hammer, these guys make my paranoid schizophrenic mother-in-law look normal!

 
At 8/28/2007 8:43 PM, Blogger Vancouver Voyeur said...

I'm laughing so hard I don't know which side to come down on. Conspiracy theorists are nuts, most of them. There are actually some people out there who hit on stuff the government doesn't want known and they really are targeted by the gov't to discredit them. But overall, I'd say there's more paranoia that conspiracy.

 
At 8/28/2007 9:08 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

VV, I thought we could all use a laugh about now. SME and I were ROTFL about this last night.

I had no idea there were so many of them out there.

 
At 8/28/2007 10:07 PM, Blogger Sadie Lou said...

Uh oh--now they are going to make the connection to you and you'll be a war crimnal too! Gotta hand it to you tshsmom--you keep things lively in the blogsphere!

 
At 8/28/2007 10:44 PM, Blogger SME said...

I tried watching Hannity & Colmes a few weeks ago, but the person filling in for Colmes freaked me out too much. Man? Woman? Woman who used to be a man, or the reverse? I couldn't tell. She had hands the size of frying pans...

 
At 8/28/2007 10:46 PM, Blogger SME said...

No no no, the ET armada has possessed the bodies of dead humans and they're hanging out among us! Sheesh. Get it straight.

;)

 
At 8/29/2007 6:26 AM, Blogger mister anchovy said...

Imagine finding out that your super-talented dead expatriot Canadian uncle worked for the CIA....but that's another story...

 
At 8/29/2007 10:38 AM, Blogger tweetey30 said...

Oh my gosh. I cant believe this but I read this on Sme's blog yesterday. What do people do with there time. Its ridiculous really. What a shame but funy anyway.

 
At 8/29/2007 1:48 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Sadie, I'm testing the waters with the post below this one. I'm wondering if they'll come here when they Google their names. THEN, I'll get to be a war criminal too. ;)

SME, only some of them are on Earth, helping us change our bodies from Carbon based to Crystalline based. Then our bodies will be better "receptors". PLUS, God is on the mother-ship as the supreme leader. I've been doing my homework. ;)

Mr A, yeah, the family is usually the last to know.

Tweets, the sad thing is that most of these people live in constant fear of everything around them. :(

 
At 8/29/2007 10:51 PM, Blogger Courtney said...

Man, you guys get all the best whack-jobs. ;)

 
At 8/30/2007 2:53 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Courtney, there's LOTS of them out there. We're more than willing to share. ;)

 
At 8/30/2007 8:22 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy.

 
At 8/30/2007 9:24 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

You got that right Bridg!

 

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