Saturday, November 18, 2006

My Ass


There's been a bit of speculating on the web, as to the size of my ass.
Well, here it is world! No, this does NOT mean that I will be participating in HNT!
Those are a pair of size 14 jeans I'm wearing. I'm 5'8" and 50 yrs old. I don't think that's too bad, for an old hag.

Those are my husband's hands on my butt. That's his favorite part of my anatomy. Personally I think my legs are my best feature, but who can argue with an ass-man?
Are there any other vital statistics that need to be shared with the world?

33 Comments:

At 11/18/2006 6:29 PM, Blogger Vancouver Voyeur said...

ROTFLMFAO!! You're doing better than me, size 16, 5'6" and 43 yrs. old. *sigh* I guess some of us just age better. And who's been speculating about your ass?

 
At 11/18/2006 6:45 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

"He who shall not be named", keeps saying we're a bunch of fat asses. It was really aggravating L. Soooo I just had to be a SMARTass. ;)
I'm glad you enjoyed the humor VV!

 
At 11/18/2006 6:53 PM, Blogger SME said...

EWWWW!!! You'd better post again quick so we don't have to keep looking at your butt, heehee.

;P

 
At 11/18/2006 7:00 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

SME, I KNEW you were gonna say that! ;) lalalala

 
At 11/18/2006 9:31 PM, Blogger Wandering Coyote said...

You're doing waaaay better that me, too (size 18, 5'4", age 32). What great smart ass you are!! "He who shall not be named" will hopefully keep his mouth shut now.

 
At 11/19/2006 6:01 AM, Blogger tshsmom said...

WC, I doubt it, but we had fun doing this anyway! L feels better about it now. ;)
HWSNBN has seen this, and seems to be speechless for the time being.
You and SME are the same height.

 
At 11/19/2006 6:58 PM, Blogger Squirl said...

That is not bad at all. I'm 5'6", size 12, until recently 10, and your age. Fat asses, well, not really. :)

 
At 11/19/2006 7:11 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Squirl, not fat, things have just settled a bit. ;)
You've got me beat. I haven't been a 12 since before I got pregnant with Z.

 
At 11/19/2006 7:26 PM, Blogger scrunch said...

Hey, I think you've got great legs....and the rest of you, too.
but it was was a little tacky to put my anatomical preferences on your blog...
Am I gonna have to spank you?

Just kidding, Wench.
Honey??
Darlin'???

Please let go my arm!

 
At 11/20/2006 7:20 AM, Blogger Gardenia said...

My grandson had taken a bunch of pictures of my butt - (he's not that tall) and at first I was dismayed, then broke out laughing - the southerners have a saying - "fluffy"

- allright - here we go, all of us REAL somewhat fluffy women! Playboy, up yer a__!

 
At 11/20/2006 7:20 AM, Blogger Laura said...

PPPTTT shoe size? Straight men are either ass men or breast men. I wonder why they're so obsessed with that????

SME: If my mom posted a picture of my dad grabbing her ass for all to see, I think I'd be a little shaken too.

 
At 11/20/2006 4:19 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Scrunch, WHEN and WHERE? Love ya!

Doll, fluffy? I like that! FLUFFY; that's my story and I'm sticking with it! ;)

Laura, 9. Yeah, it's not like we go around staring at men's crotches!
My aim is to live long enough to be a problem to my kids. Looks like I'm getting there. *smirk*

 
At 11/20/2006 5:20 PM, Blogger SME said...

Oh yeah. You're gettin' there.
;P

 
At 11/20/2006 6:54 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

YESSSSS!!

 
At 11/21/2006 12:33 AM, Blogger MonicaR said...

LMAO!! Too funny!

 
At 11/21/2006 2:09 PM, Blogger DirtCrashr said...

TMI-Alert! TMI-Alert! Somehow I don't think sharing this with my wife will make her feel compensated even though she's dimensionally similar.

 
At 11/21/2006 2:35 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Thanks Monica! Who says us Yanks don't have a sense of humor?

DC, what's TMI?
I think your wife would be happy to know that she's in such good company. ;)

 
At 11/21/2006 6:35 PM, Blogger SME said...

TMI is right! :D

 
At 11/21/2006 11:07 PM, Blogger SME said...

Actually, WTMI: WAY too much information!!
;D

 
At 11/22/2006 12:49 AM, Blogger MonicaR said...

I only wish that I could actually, literally, laugh my ass off!

If it could only be that easy...

 
At 11/22/2006 8:30 AM, Blogger Vancouver Voyeur said...

Alright T, time to move your ass, we need a new post from you! ;-)

 
At 11/22/2006 1:31 PM, Blogger The Scribe said...

Well, uh, this is quite the introduction. Just wanted to say 'hi' from another boomer.
Rhea
The Boomer Chronicles

 
At 11/22/2006 1:53 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

SME, thanks, now I get it. ;)

Monica, wouldn't that be a GREAT diet?!

Right you are VV!! Can't have this up top for Thanksgiving, can we? ;)

Welcome Rhea! Trust me; this post is a one time only thing.

 
At 11/22/2006 2:20 PM, Blogger tweetey29 said...

Yes I wish I could laugh some of my arse off also. I havent been a size 14 since right before we moved here. I am now 30 years old and a size 22/24.

 
At 11/22/2006 2:25 PM, Blogger tweetey29 said...

Forgot to say we might make it home for a bit next month tshsmom. I am looking at Dec 11th-14th. Mind if we stop in for a bit or you can always come to us. I will keep you posted on what we are doing. We are looking at getting a better car to come home in so I should know for sure by this weekend if we get the car or not but by Monday for sure if we are going to go home those dates.

 
At 11/22/2006 3:37 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Tweets, you KNOW that you can stop by anytime! I work until 1-1:30. L goes to work at 1, so you'll have to pick which one of us you want to see. ;)
I know that J likes to visit with L, so you guys will have to figure out that part.

 
At 11/22/2006 3:45 PM, Blogger tweetey29 said...

Ok. Maybe what we will do is stop by right before L has to go to work and then wait for you to come home where you can see the girls also. My god mother lives up the road from you so we can always go there for a bit after L leaves or what ever. I will keep you posted on when we will be coming or not coming home. My mom wants us to but we ahve to see how much we have to go on first. talk later.

 
At 11/22/2006 4:13 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Sounds like a plan Tweets!
Money tends to ruin all our best plans, doesn't it?

 
At 11/22/2006 4:54 PM, Blogger tweetey29 said...

Yes money is always the point when traveling but hopefully we will make it and we will see you soon then.

 
At 11/25/2006 8:50 AM, Blogger Nancy Drew said...

Great butt there, tshsmom!! If I want to horrify the world, I'll do the same ROFL!!!

Do I detect a challenge in the air? Follow the leader?

Sure don't want to see any other butt pics.

Actually, I'm down quite a few sizes. Could post a nice butt pic myself but there's no one here to take a pic besides Smokey. She's not too handy with the camera.

 
At 11/25/2006 10:18 AM, Blogger tshsmom said...

ND, no challenge here. Just being a SMARTass! ;)

 
At 11/25/2006 2:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow it looks just like...sme a.., ooops I better not say that here!!!!!!!! Love ya!

 
At 11/25/2006 4:16 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

LOL SS!! You're right! L says he can pick out a female member of our family in ANY crowd, just by looking at their butt. It's a genetic thing, on my Dad's side of the family. ;)

 

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