Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Look Ma, I'm a Harlot!

To my DEAR fellow "deviates". LMAO!!
I thought I would post the comment that was left as an "SOS" on Saby's blog. Saby is one the infamous trolls, that I mentioned in my last post.
The following "gentleman?" in question, adamantly denies leaving an SOS, in my last post's comments. I'll let my readers judge for themselves.

Vest said...
Hi saby Long time no hear.I am at present being pursued by a nest of Nth American Female cock hunting deviates, to whom I dared stand my ground, there are a heap of them after my sausage.since I retaliated by exposing their frailties. this bunch of fascist female vipers led by TSHSMOM who is a hob nailed hammer wielding harlot from Minesota simply refused to believe my expose' of the slaughter house industry, these female baconite's I shall refer to them as, promoted a "we like pork" slogan, despite their knowledge of the horrific scenario of pigs and other animals dying in agony.Yesterday our new $2,373.00 bedroom suite was installed,despite my years it passed with flying colours, the 21 year old B/S is to be given to charity. gottagoseeya
6:04 AM

I don't know about the rest of you, but I have ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST in an 8o-some-year old "sausage"! ;)
I find it amusing that nobody, including me, mentioned the above troll by name. I thought we were discussing trolls in general. Oh well, if the shoe fits....


At 10/25/2006 3:33 PM, Blogger SME said...


At 10/25/2006 3:55 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

LOVE you sweetie!!
I see that you didn't have to do any damage control last night. ;)

At 10/25/2006 7:04 PM, Blogger Vest said...

TSHS: Like a fish with a nano second brain response; you took the bait offered.
Knowing full well that saby would give you a call, and you being a natural sticky beak you went over to saby and from the sweet talk about your inperfect self, you and the rest of the world have finaly discovered I am not saby or anyone else but my self, and you sad to say simply a bitter old loser.

Hardly an intelligent idea to have your nutty tee hee in charge of your D C H Q , like a donkey in charge of an Oracle. have a nice day.
BTW Never before in the history of your blogsite have so many gushing platitudes been offered between you and your fish brained believers.
message recorded.

At 10/25/2006 7:08 PM, Blogger Gardenia said...

Huh? I'm lost somewhere????? Not getting this?????????

At 10/25/2006 7:29 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Diana, just the rantings of a lonely, delusional old man, trying to up his visitor count on his blog. He obviously doesn't understand friendship! :(

At 10/25/2006 7:36 PM, Blogger Vest said...

Diana: I am not surprised by your remark, the extentions of dialogue in the blog world are as if you were searching for a particular star in a galaxy.

TSHS: SME is asleep on watch in the D C H Q.

At 10/25/2006 7:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

VEST: you're entitled to opinions, you have the freedom to blog...but I have to say, regardless of anything, don't you EVER, EVER refer to MY WIFE as a harlot....if we irritate you, please go elsewhere or comment civilly to our friends.

At 10/25/2006 8:02 PM, Blogger Vest said...

Tshs. Hardly lonely, today I have two more letters from people seeking handouts more than 10% of my income goes to charity, Barnardo's & S T C F. And there is also the impoverished relative syndrome I have to feed and the non recoverable debts of relatives.
I rarely visit but my visitors are plentiful. But I still have a retirement income in a high tax bracket. an IQ fairly high, and no rubber doll. Regards to L, does his rubber doll have a name or has IT adopted yours Poor thing. Bye for now. have a very pleasant day.

At 10/26/2006 12:13 AM, Blogger Nancy Drew said...

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At 10/26/2006 12:18 AM, Blogger Nancy Drew said...

Tshsmom, Interesting the idea of pursuit, when the people in question are coming to your blog. How does that rate as you (or anyone) pursuing them?

Vest, As someone who believes only in what the data says, how about a comparison in commentary data? That takes the subjectivity out of it.

Some continuity would be nice in the comments though. A frigid harlot boggles my mind. Also some skills in the English language would be welcome. Spelling and grammar for one, elimination of runon sentences would be another.

Now, as far as pigs and other animals dying in agony goes. The revulsion didn't have as much to do with bacon per se as the apparent hypocricy behind it.

We've all been subjected to other exposes sent from the same mail/male accounts, with your name, Vest, on the e mails, with other photos in poor taste attached to them.

While they don't especially cause revulsion in me (biology major), they are annoying. For example, a man with his brain blown out--a common war photo. Anyone who feels like perusing will come across that picture and worse.

So, going back to the bacon issue, are you also outraged by veal? I am and stopped eating it years ago. Haven't seen an expose on that yet. How about the bioengineering of cattle to focus on mammary glands, neglecting leg muscles? Do you realize what age the cows are that we eat? Check it out, you will be surprised. If you are so sensitized to hogs and pigs, Vest, you must be a vegan/vegetarian.

Well, are you?

Ever visited a rendering plant?

And if this is the case, why isolate Tshsmom? You surely can't think that she, I and her other readers are the only ones who disagree with you! There are not only 6 people left buying bacon.

Or maybe you do believe that.

Would also appreciate seeing your substantiating data re the many sexual accusations you have made against my friend. Is this your imagination working overtime, or do you have real information? How can someone have PMS and be menopausal at the same time? Be frigid and a harlot at the same time? Are you writing this stuff while sober? It sure doesn't seem that way to me.

Do they have libel laws in Aus/NZ? I can tell you that we do in Canada and the USA, and they are quite strong and lively. I would watch my step here if I were in your shoes. People get rich on statements like yours.

As for cock hunting sausages, oh please Vest. That's pathetic self agrandizing nonsense. You just come here for attention. If you didn't come here, you'd get no attention at all. No one's pursuing your poor little sausage, are they? In fact, it's quite neglected and THAT is why you haunt this blog. Without these comments, you would dry up and blow away.

Vest, you used to be funny and learned. Don't know what's happened to you over the past few months but please get help.

At 10/26/2006 1:49 AM, Blogger SME said...

Vest, it is neither entertaining nor enlightening to see an elderly person rant him or herself to death. It's only sad. Frankly, it's also becoming tedious. We've been reading the same bizarre, barely comprehensible screeds for over two weeks now. It is time for you to move on.

If you are having difficulty controlling your drinking, your temper, or some other compulsion, I implore you to seek help from professionals who are qualified to deal with your problems. You won't find such help here; it's a personal blog about parenting, home repairs, and other issues that you don't find at all interesting.

Vest, you have made it abundantly clear that you don't like it here, and that you have lost all respect for anyone who posts here. If you are hoping that at some point we'll begin to find you charming again, you hope in vain. You have burned your bridges here. So why are you still with us? I think it's time for you to go back to your real friends, whoever and wherever they may be. God bless.

At 10/26/2006 4:58 AM, Blogger Vest said...

Ah well, it seems like the end of the lollipop.
Nd thanks for the English lesson, we all have our own style of writing, I was not as fortunate as some to have an extended education past 14 Y O age, but is does seem your marital and fiscal Attributes need a good shake up. Bully for you and your Pristine Philistinic Grammer albeit an off shoot of true English, With my limitations,I now own a motel,two houses, $35,000 Boat and two cars, also a fistful of IOU's, what
is your success story other than an over familiarity with prescription medicine.
Thank you for your past friendship. contiues into animals Australia, and N Z, Kosher, plus Arab Cruelty to slaughtered animals in general, I am not a Vegan neither a Cruel S O B, If people wish to avoid the truth so be it.

Shame on you for the deletion
Was it something you did not wish your disciples to know, I dare you to republish it. never mind it has been recorded.
Hi tee hee you being less vocal; and it seems it would be only fair that you would lend your support to tshs, I have no Quarrell with you, but dont apply for sainthood.
To scrunch, I hope you read the previous deletion,It was deleted to score points.
Sadie the cleaning lady: Alias The pot smoking Christian and anti alcohol activist who opened her visit to me by being distasteful in her choice of words, Sorry I found you to be totally boring.
Thats all former friends, it has ended like marriage gone sour, who will be your next victim? first was Daniel Hoffman Gill. Now me, both English. Go on kill another poor unsuspecting male. watch out. G-B My washup will be posted soon after I have stopped laughing. Have a nice day your former friend and confident'e Vest.xxxxxxxxx Fini.

At 10/26/2006 5:20 AM, Blogger Vest said...

Any further replies to you if and when I choose or am able to, will be posted on my web site, Uncensored.

At 10/26/2006 9:08 AM, Blogger European said...

All I heard was bacon. Hmmmm. ;)

At 10/26/2006 3:13 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

DAMN, but I LOVE you guys!!

Scrunch, you're my knight in shining armor!! Your Wench loves you with all her heart!! Psst, meet me in the attic. ;)

SME, damn girl, but you have CLASS!! Wherever did you get it? ;) Thanks sweetie. LOVE YA!!

ND, my SISTER!! Remind me to NEVER piss you off. Hope I'll be on your good side for years and years to come! Thanks for having my back; you're a TRUE friend!!
BTW, we don't eat veal, AND I don't take pharmaceutical estrogen. It comes from horses that are kept pregnant, and constantly locked in small stalls, so their urine can be collected.

Euro, you CRACK ME UP!! I was literally holding my sides and wiping my eyes. Thanks for lightening the mood!

Vest, money can't buy love. There's ABUNDANT evidence of that here!!
BTW, you're laughing ALONE; we're laughing TOGETHER.
I thought you said goodbye, a week ago? LEAVE ALREADY!!

At 10/26/2006 6:51 PM, Blogger Vest said...

vest has left the scene, he could not stand any more of your pathetic belly aching, we believe our dad to be kind just and honourable and we would stand by him in thick and thin, he received around 250 xmas cards last year how did you rate.
Our mother would be grateful if you would stop sending love you and hugs emails to our dad. our dad does not use bad language like you people in yankland-canada.and you are aware of it, you sound like a bunch of fascict nuts out to rule the world but we see you as heading toward a banana republic. We thought it was funny when dad said he could get more sense from a rocking horse than you lot. Goodbye C,A,D,A & T

At 10/26/2006 8:06 PM, Blogger Squirl said...

thshmom, you have enough garbage in your life without trolls. This is your blog. You're the administrator. You have the right to delete any comment you want.

I've seen rude commenters on other blogs complain that they should be able to post anything they want on any's blog as they consider them "public". There is no constitutional right to being rude to people, whether it's on blogs or anywhere.

Do what you need to do. I think vest has long since past being stupidly amusing. Delete away.

Oh, by the way, how does Scrunch like living with a frigid harlot? ;)

At 10/26/2006 9:05 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Thanks Squirl!
You've said it before, and you're so right...our blog families are really special! I'm honored to know you!
That's why I've left this shit up. This guy has been playing his little games on my blogfriends for over a year now. My motto has always been: Give 'em enough rope and they'll hang themselves. Sure enough, he hung himself.
I'll post a final explaination of his little agenda, then I'm done. His comments will no longer pollute my blog.

This experience has really shown me what terrific friends I've made in the blog world. Thank you for being one of them!

L is still giggling over your comment. He says he has an answer. I can't wait to see it!

At 10/26/2006 9:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squirl: OMG, I'm living with a frigid harlot??...I should have realized when I saw the fishnet stockings drying on the shower rack.....

At 10/26/2006 11:38 PM, Blogger MonicaR said...

We want his SAUSAGE??!!!


Delusions of grandeur maybe old vest old buddy old pal? ('old' being the operative word here!) What's with this guy? He's a fragging loony-tune! LOL!

At 10/27/2006 8:23 AM, Blogger Vancouver Voyeur said...

Tshsmom, I am so sorry for my part in all this drama (mentioning Baconfest on your blog). I went to moderating comments to keep the negative vitriol off my site. Responding just keeps it going. Consider your blog like your home. You created and decorated it, you've let a lot of people come visit. You wouldn't open your front door and let just anybody into your home, because they could do damage. Sometimes you just have to close the door in the face of a salesman and say, "no thanks, we're not interested," and move on.

At 10/27/2006 9:52 AM, Blogger Squirl said...

Thank you, tshsmom. And, yeah Scrunch, I don't think those were for catching fish, if you catch my drift.

At 10/27/2006 2:10 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Yeah, being a frigid harlot didn't pay too well, so I had to return to my day job. ;)

Monica, isn't that every guys wet dream...being chased by a gang of younger women? LOL

VV, you were in NO WAY responsible for this. He's been baiting me for a while now. When he found out how similar we are, he decided to make you his target, knowing that I wouldn't tolerate that. He just does this to up the traffic on his blog. He hasn't learned that you catch more flies with honey.

At 10/27/2006 5:38 PM, Blogger greatwhitebear said...

Okay, I would be lying if I said I was sorry I missed all this talk about old geezer's sausages, and the perils of bacon!

I have been having my own fairly humerous but frustrating trevails with elderly right wing wackos, which I may blog about this weekend.

Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent life on this planet (except, of course, the fine folks who visit this site, absent a couple of trolls)!

At 10/27/2006 5:51 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

GWB, that was FAST!! I didn't expect a response for at least a week. I just HAD to give you a little guilt trip. ;)

At 10/27/2006 11:30 PM, Blogger SME said...

Welcome back, GWB! How's the move going? You've had more than your share of right-wing wackos, I think...there oughta be some kind of quota system in place for that.

At 10/27/2006 11:36 PM, Blogger SME said...

What's wrong with Daniel Hoffman-Gill? I just went to his blog and it seems OK, if a little weird.

At 10/28/2006 4:19 AM, Blogger Shawn said...

I always seem to show up after all the bacon is gone, leaving nothing but the smell and the greasy pan.

At 10/28/2006 6:45 AM, Blogger tshsmom said...

SME, DHG was kicked off Zombieslayer's blog, not mine. He was repeatedly warned not to insult ZS's commenters. Personal attacks, which Daniel is famous for, have NO PLACE in civilized debate!

Nice analogy Shawn! SME has some tofu bacon left, if you're interested. ;)
You were here when it counted. Vest thinks I've bored my male readers to death. Thanks for the support, my friend!

At 10/28/2006 9:07 AM, Blogger SME said...

Thanks for filling me in on DGH. Why is it people who use their middle names usually turn out to be dicks?

I most certainly do not have any tofu bacon. It's nasty. But I do have some "veatballs" Richard bought me, if anyone's interested.

At 10/28/2006 4:57 PM, Blogger Gardenia said...

Whew! I just read VEST has gone on to other pastures. Whew. Whatawacko. 80 year old sausages, ugh! I will never be able to eat a sausage again because of this image stuck in my mind!

Anyway, I pray for a fresh breeze to clear the air of such anger that was left behind by this fellow.

My landlord is also senile and its a nightmare, but I am allowed to keep kitty, and there is no other housing in this energy impacted town. However MY fantasies range from putting a bucket over my door full of paint, getting a camcorder to catch him prowling and playing it back to his girlfriend, who is there surely just waiting for him to kick the bucket and claim the complex, putting a mousetrap in the drawer I USED to use for underwear (now I hide them) and sewing zippers into my drapes to make sure there are no cracks left through which to peek.

I did buy a candy dish with a big raven on top of it that screams Halloween obscenities when one walks by it while flapping its wings. That'll be good for a couple of upsets for him. Ahhh, revenge.

At 10/28/2006 5:20 PM, Blogger SME said...

Diana, that is one creepy-sounding landlord...!
Now that you mention it, I'm glad I don't buy sausages. I'd never stop laughing at them. :D

At 10/28/2006 6:57 PM, Blogger greatwhitebear said...

Tofu bacon? Uggg! That sounds 10 times more disgusting than even diet pop or light beer.

I would just as soon die young as to grow old eating tofu bacon.

Just out of curiousity, ae we talking Canadian bacon or back bacon? No that one would be less disguting than the other.

I must say, that between tofu bacon and and old geezer sausages, this has been a very unappetizing post!

One last thing... does anybody actually understand what the hell vest is talking about?

At 10/28/2006 7:55 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Diana, what you need in your underwear drawer, is one of those ink traps that armored cars put in their money bags. It doesn't wash off. ;)

SME, Diana could have made good use of your butler!

GWB, I know what he's saying, most of it anyway. The sad thing is that it's all made up gobbledegook. I'll try to unravel all this in my next post. THEN I'm washing my hands of the whole thing FOREVER. I'll be back to my boring self again. ;)

At 10/28/2006 8:13 PM, Blogger SME said...

Oh, heck yeah! The Butler from Hell would have been the perfect deco to scare away skeezy landlords!

GWB, I love my soy products, but tofu bacon will never touch my plate again. It's just wrong.

At 10/28/2006 11:08 PM, Blogger MonicaR said...

Oh Diana. He sounds terrible. I wish you could get out of there.

At 11/01/2006 7:59 PM, Blogger Gardenia said...

I do think this is the longest running comment I have ever seen, except maybe for Candy Minx!

Hey, I'm going to look for some of that armored car ink.

Bacon - ah, from Sam's club, thick, lean, and a thick pepper crust on the outside. I like health food, but never have found a good tofu bacon...

monicar...i just got a call from an apt. mgr today, they finally got an opening - $800.00 per month, my heart fell.

At 11/02/2006 4:40 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Diana, SME and I are putting our devious heads together, to concoct a trap for your landlord. His behavior is WAAAAYY out of line, and ILLEGAL!

At 11/02/2006 9:59 PM, Blogger Gardenia said...

ooohhh, can't wait to concoct the landlord plan. we will rule over these harassers, will we not? Tee hee.

I called the $800 rent-a-place people, I said, "can't do." Sigh. Here I am. I have read, re-read State statutes hoping to find tenant rights. There's plenty of "landlord rights" but nothing for tenants.

However, if I can find lawyer to take auto/injury case, I might ask him what I can do. Unless he's like a doctor and will only treat one complaint at a time.

fishbrains :)

At 11/03/2006 5:12 PM, Blogger tshsmom said...

Diana, good idea about the lawyer.
Try contacting Social Services. They ALWAYS seem to know tenant's rights. It seems like everytime someone we know, who owns rental property, has a tenant from hell; social services steps in to set the landlord straight. :(

Right now, I'm researching inexpensive 'keyhole' cameras. I haven't figured out what you hook them up to so they record. I'll let you know if we come up with an affordable solution.

Hobnail booted, toolbox toting, foul-mouthed redneck biddy heehee

At 11/04/2006 8:23 AM, Blogger tweetey29 said...

Reading these and about sausages, I dont think I will be able to make them again without laughing so hard I will cry.LOL... Oh boy. SME e-mailed me and brought me up to date on this guy so I have a pretty good idea who you are talking about here Tshsmom. Well i have typed your eyes off lol.. i will let you go for now.


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