Thursday, January 31, 2008

Are YOU a Clone?

Ever since I posted about the "Galactic Federation" on August 29th and 30th, I've been getting a LOT of search hits related to this bizarre belief. Following is the Federation's latest missive to the 3D residents of Earth.

At another Federation site, I read that this human cloning can be accomplished in 36 hours!

Grab your tinfoil hats and enjoy the read.....

This is a series of lessons that is intended to cover many of the aspects of Ascension. These lessons will be taught by female Ascended Masters of various Orders. Although all of these masters are balanced in the male and female aspects of their personalities, these individuals have chosen to manifest female bodies during this time in the continuum of All That Is. Please join us for our

weekly lessons.

The following lesson was given on November 8, 2007 by Sehaji Master Lady Lemlet:

I am Lemlet and today I would like to speak to you about clones. Discovering if any clones are in your current day life and, if so, how you might want to consider working with them.

First of all I would like to state that clones are real. They have been in existence for eons and the fact that you don't know about them to any great extent is due to the lack of truth given to you by way of your media, which is greatly controlled by those with their own personal agendas.

Almost everything has already been cloned on your world...people, animals, plants, name it. This has been kept a secret from you because those scientists who are cloning fear that if or when you find out, that you will violently rebel against their actions. There is probably great truth in that. Especially since it is now fairly widely recognized that clones do not have souls and cannot, unless by direct order by Creator God Itself.

Since it is known that soulless creatures do not have the direct connection with Creator God Itself, it is also known that clones even though they "look" exactly like they original, they are not. For not only is the soul missing, but also missing is the ability to greatly love, feel compassion and receive intuition from your higher self. A clone is only interested in its survival and the objectives that were programmed into it and clones do not have the life longevity of a souled being.

Now, you might ask why clones were created in the first place. My point of view or perspective is that they serve a great purpose in helping to create the conditions necessary for soul growth. In other words, without clones in positions of power on this planet, it would have taken a very long time for souled beings to create challenges for themselves in which they can learn the lessons necessary for them to realize that they truly are a piece of Creator God, with many of the abilities of creation, compassion and love that that implies.

Clones in reality are just a speeding up of biology with a little programming thrown in. Your scientists have been able to do this for almost 50 years. Yes, almost 50 years!

Of course, they learn more and more as time and experience allows, but the techniques have been basically perfected for decades, at least since the early '60s.

Now you might ask if you know anybody who might be a clone. I would have to answer, "YES." You would be absolutely amazed at how much all of you have been kept in the dark, not only about clones and cloning but about many other things as well. For the most part all of you have been living in a world of grand illusion where you are fed information that creates or confirms what you believe to be right or true according to your basic nature and that is non-threatening as well.

I am not saying these things to frighten you at all, but it is time for everyone to wake up and to see things more clearly.

Those of you with a spark of Creator God have nothing to fear. Even if attacked by someone, anyone, if you follow your instincts and react without thought in self-defense, you will be fine. Your Guide or Guardian Angel is always with you. As I said, clones have very strong survival instincts. If a souled individual says to his attacker,

"I call upon the God within you to stop this!"

a souled attacker might truly stop. A clone will not stop his attack.

Still, I repeat, most of you have absolutely nothing to fear. How often in the past five years have you gotten into a knock down, drag out fight? Most of you would say decades, not years. Most of you haven't fought since you were teenagers and some of you not even then.

So, are there any clones that you might need to be warned of? YES. There are many clones in your governments and military especially. And, yes, many of them are in leadership positions.

Perhaps some of you saw the photo on the Internet about a year ago showing President Bush in his pickup truck in Texas with a black box on the back of his shirt. Well, that box, although rumored to be a receiver for advice from someone telling him what to say to the press and other people, was really part of a programming device because this was a new clone put in place. As of today, President Bush has had 47 replacement clones activated to keep the illusion going that he is still alive and functioning. The soul that was this president, is no longer in this realm. Some might say he is in "limbo" while others would explain that he has gone to where all souls go upon death of their physical body. Anyway, he is dead and so are his mother, father and wife.

I know this will come as a shock to many of you, maybe even most of you, but Dhyana asked me to speak honestly and with as much detail as I thought wise. After all, our goal here is ascension by increased consciousness of All That Is and clones are a part of All That Is.

Again I state, there is nothing to fear about clones, even though they now exercise great power over you in all aspects of your lives. They could, however, present a danger should you allow their continuance in such power, because they will always use power for self gain and not for the good of the whole. So, what can you do about it? TAKE THEIR POWER AWAY. STAND IN YOUR OWN POWER AND TAKE THEIRS AWAY!

This is actually a very timely message because you are about to hear about massive banking fraud on a global basis that perhaps you had the inkling of an idea about or a gut feeling about, but felt that it was a crazy idea and probably not true. Well, I am here to tell you today that it IS true and most of this has been created by the programmed clones.

Mother Earth and her inhabitants have now come to the point where each one must decide for his or herself whether s/he wants to ascend or to stay behind with the clones and the 3-D world. For the most part, you have already ascended, for ascension is about the raising of vibrations and not about instantly disappearing from the face of the earth. You can tell you have shifted your vibrations because you are more awake and no longer satisfied being lead around by your nose by the so called "powers that be". You are starting to realize that they have greatly misused the powers you gave them and that you are constantly and consistently lied to by all of them.

Almost all of the most powerful people in the world are clones: the U.S. President, the U.S. Vice President, almost all of the U.S. Senate, almost all of the U.S. Congress, most heads of government on a State and even City level, especially the big cities. The Queen of England is a clone, the Pope, the heads of "most" religions and evangelical movements, the heads of major banks, Henry Kissinger, etc. In other words, if any souled being gets to a position of power and refuses to follow all of the rules given to them by the true controllers of this planet, they are killed and replaced by a clone of them.

Now, I need to bring you back again to the point of why this all has been a good thing for you to experience.

In the past you souled beings have been sleeping on the job, so to speak. You came here to learn, to face adversity and learn about the dark and light sides of yourself. You have all done that very well for a long time, but in the past 50 to 100 years, you got lazy or tired of the effort that it takes to continually unfold.... so you took a break.

You decided, especially after World War II, that you were tired of always having to fight for everything you wanted to experience or learn. You then created an after the war boom, got yourself new homes, new cars and invented television to distract you from your everyday life.

Well, the dark saw you falling for the good life and decided to put your consciousness to sleep even more. It's easy to do when someone is tired of fighting all of the time. Humans are basically all LOVE. Anything that is not love is very difficult to be around... or at least it was back then. Now it seems that society has a great tolerance for cruelty, pain and suffering. Wars and football are good examples. Anyway, the people started to be really manipulated about 1945. The dark has been active much, much longer, but their efforts were more subtle then.

In truth, your famous Constitution of the United States of America has been undermined since about 15 years after it was created. But that is another story.

To continue, since about 1945 the dark has made great strides in lulling the public into a false sense of security, while robbing them blind on almost all fronts, from banking to drugs, to health care, to education, to media information, to wars and the true reasons for them, to inventions that could get you off oil and even give you free energy, to the discovery of important historical artifacts which would inform you of your true place not only as spiritual beings, but as brothers and sisters of many galactic races.

I don't have the time or space to go into all of the lies you've been told when what I really want for you is to WAKE UP! Get on your computers, go to your libraries and read some controversial books, not just main stream ones that tout old ideas and old ways of doing things. I'm not saying to just jump toward something because it is new, but to at least learn about what is available out there and decide for yourself if you want it in your life. You won't get much truth from your media, so you must seek it out yourself then discern whether or not it is true for you.

One more tricky thing you lonely ones are going to have to decide for yourself is whether or not you would ever have a clone for a lover or a mate. Yes, that is the latest talk about cloning on your planet so that you will be more open to accepting clones as friends.

Clones can be programmed to be extremely compatible to you and perhaps seem to be a perfect mate. However, I must warn you that any children from such a bonding would probably be soulless and unchallenged by another soul, you would probably not learn much about yourself that would help you to quickly continue your spiritual ascension.

Hoping you are not all in shock, I am Lemlet and I thank you for sharing this time with me.


This may be shared freely as long as it remains in its entirety and proper credit is given. Thank you.


Z and I agree that all of this would make a semi-decent science fiction novel. Unfortunately, the people who are spreading "the word" on their sites believe that the Federation will be landing on December 21, 2012. According to the Mayan calendar, this is also the date the world will end.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Welcome to the World of Paranoia!

Our daughter has always been a ravenous researcher. If a topic strikes her fancy, she'll research it until she understands it fully. When her soon to be ex-husband became involved with Amway, SME successfully researched Amway/Quixtar and de-programed her then-husband, before he totally ruined their finances.

For the past few years, SME has been researching "Satanic Panic" for a book she wants to write. In her research, she has encountered several other disturbing phenomena, which she has written about on her alternate blog: Through this blog, SME and I have become acquainted with several *ahem* "bizarre" individuals, some of whom are semi-famous.

We have been educated in atrocities that belong in science fiction novels. I'm not going to mention the atrocities as I don't want the nutcase commenters here. For an example of the paranoia that exists in our world, read SME's post from November 29th and the comments, and watch the video. I'm interested in my reader's reactions to this post.

I have researched some of the terms mentioned by her commenters...scary stuff! I pity the people who believe they have been targeted by the "New World Order". They live in a constant state of paranoia, believing they are being assaulted, from a distance, by lasers and/or microwaves. They also claim to have been brainwashed or tortured by telepathic forces, had their cars run off the road, and are constantly followed by "them".

After dealing with a paranoid schizophrenic mother-in-law for the past 30 yrs, I'm wondering how many undiagnosed cases are out there in our world today.

SME and I have been accused of being judgmental toward these "victims". What do you think? Are these people being paranoid, or do you believe their claims?

Friday, January 25, 2008


It's been a bit chilly here the last couple of weeks. Every night the temperature has sunk to -15F to -25F. Daytime highs hover around 0F. I can't believe how much difference the insulation in the garage has made! I haven't had to plug in the truck or warm it up in the mornings. This has saved us a fortune in gas. Good thing, because fuel oil is $3.69/gal right now.

The recent full moon has made the cold bearable. The sparkle of the snow amidst the tree shadows created by the moon's brilliance has been breathtaking! This kind of cold requires clear skies, so we've been getting plenty of sunshiny days. The clear, cold days have given us a break from shoveling. We got 22 inches of snow in December, and another 10-12 inches in January. It looks like our drought has finally broken.

L got his new hearing aids yesterday. He's actually complaining about hearing too well. After spending 2 months without any hearing aids, we're all used to yelling at him. Now, we all have to learn to talk in a normal tone again.

Z is back to sleeping at night. We had a rough few days, keeping a cranky, sleep-deprived teenager from taking naps. Our frayed nerves have now recovered enough to tackle our next project, Z's room. None of us are looking forward to starting this project this weekend, but it MUST be done before we can accomplish anything else.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

How COOL is THIS?!

I received this email last week:

Thanks for your great comments about our music on Blogger. Visit our page at
All the best in 2008.
King Harvest

For you "young'uns" out there, King Harvest recorded one of my all-time favorite songs, Dancing in the Moonlight.

I know that this email is a bit of shameless advertising on their part. BUT, somebody from their blog actually read the post I mentioned their song in, AND took the time to send me a form email. So, yeah, I think this is COOL!

Edit: Congratulations Gardenia, on being the 25,000th visitor to my blog!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Settling In For the Winter

WHY does it take me over a week to put away the Christmas decorations when it only takes 3 days to put them up? Last weekend we finally got all 10 boxes of decorations returned to the garage attic. Our house seems bigger, and a bit desolate now. It's time to settle down and accomplish some goals again.

Goal #1-get Z's sleep patterns straightened out...again! It only takes ONE sleepless night for Z to get his days and nights turned around. Unfortunately, it takes 2 WEEKS to get him straightened out again! Saturday morning I will get him up and keep him occupied all day, so he doesn't give in to the temptation of napping. He'll be irritable and cranky, but we must get back on schedule!

Goal #2-totally empty Z's room and reorganize everything. Then L and I need to resume our duties as room wardens. The cluttered state of his room clutters Z's mind. His frustration prevents him from learning efficiently. Then he sinks into the hopelessness of ever accomplishing anything. This needs fixing....NOW!

Goal #3-fill our daily vitamin containers and resume taking our vitamins and herbal supplements. I KNOW that the listlessness and aches and pains, that are running rampant in this household, are a direct result of not taking our supplements for the last few months.

Goal #4-tackle the 2 overflowing baskets of mending in our laundry room. Once this odious chore is completed, maybe I'll feel like tackling the new living room drapes that need altering?

Goal #5-learn how to edit and post some home videos to my blog and organize our digital photos into chronological order. I've been ignoring some, supposedly, fantastic photo software that we bought 2 years ago. It's time to get brave and adventurous and tackle this software monster. I CAN learn this! I will PREVAIL!

Goal #6-burn more of my vinyl LPs to CD. L got me an MP3 player for Christmas and I NEED to synch some of my old tunes on it!

Goal #7-continue to enjoy the pleasure of my husband's company. We're learning to take time to re-discover each other and we're LOVING every minute of it!

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Listen Up Menards!

Today, my blog got a hit from Elk Mound, WI. Someone in Elk Mound Googled "Menards" and arrived here. Elk Mound is where I mail all my Menards rebates, and is 10 miles from Menards corporate headquarters in Eau Claire.

This may be a coincidence. If not, "the-powers-that-be-at-Menards" can email me at: Google directs people with questions about Menards products to my blog at least twice a day. Today's searches involved "Menards baseboard" and another for "wood trim Menards". I would be more than happy to advise these people about your products on my blog...for a price!

On a lighter note, here are some of the recent Google searches that have linked people here:

how many calories in humbugs

how to write a poem about the catcher in teh rye (WHY would you want to?)

homemade pig charcoal girl (Anybody up for a pig roast? Charcoal girl is hosting it...I think.)

what's tourette's (This comes from a public school in WA state!)

what should you do when a kid have a clearing his throat tic (Let 'em tic! Inhibiting tics only makes them come out in a rush later. Your kid will have a lot worse tics than this, believe me!)

tourette makes you smart (Z would agree with this.)

nicole kidman flange (HUH?! I don't remember EVER mentioning Nicole!)

toilets at menards (Do you wanna handle this one Courtney?)

stardust camperland (From Switzerland. Sorry, it's not there anymore. Good friends of ours managed Camperland before it closed though.)

number of heartworm cases in las vegas (What's up with all the Vegas questions?)

picture skunk den (Feel free to bring your camera and stick YOUR head in our skunk's den!)

kathleen turner thong romancing (I don't think I've mentioned Kathleen either.)

2020 nigerian scams puppy (This came from the US Environmental Protection Agency.)

how do kids handle tourette (Quite well with parental support!)

robitusson, pearls, bronchitis (This is hilarious, as the search came from the MAYO CLINIC!)

how to move entertainment centers when installing new carpet (We use the "Sliding Robots" we bought at Menards for $4.)

tourettes kid toys (WHY would they need special toys?)

"taller than my husband" (WHY would someone Google this?)

is Jim Cantori divorced (Who cares?!)

how to catch the crud illness (Just hang around my customers!)

adult ero searches (From the UK. See below.)

corpses in love (This search linked to my "100 things I love about my husband" post. Thanks a lot Google!)

fire extinguisher that shots coolwhip (We prefer spooning ours out of the plastic container.)

pigpen crack addiction (Are you referring to the messy little guy in the Peanuts comic strip?)

tourette car magnet (Dunno, but I wouldn't mind a clever Tourette's fridge magnet.)

aaron tourettes (Aaron doesn't have Tourettes; Z does!)

aged to perfection 22 (That's not even dry behind the ears, much less aged!)

ocd re arrange furniture (No, but I have a bi-polar son-in-law that rearranges paintings on the wall while sleepwalking.)

hairry moms ( I haven't seen Hairry's mom for 6 years.)

"sam woods" homeschooling (Ewwww! Someone in the UK must know a different Sam Woods than I do!)

did howard Hughs suffer from tourettes (It's possible. We already know that he had OCD.)

obama and the galactic federation (I've been getting a LOT of these searches, along with Morgellons, and all the terms that were in the glossary I posted.)

blogger bi-focals 2007 (I'll refer this one to GWB, who refuses to get bifocals! heehee)

pictures of someone with tourettes ( I have them!)

dress for winter travel to usa (From India. Yup, I'm the one to ask this question!)

love you daddys aged gallery men (From Italy. I don't wanna know!)

lutefish (I find it hysterically funny that this search comes from Fiekkefjord, Norway! What could I possibly tell a Norwegian about lutefisk?!)

rothschild married outside family disowned (Dunno, but I can link you to some "New World Order" sites that would have an opinion on this topic.)

galactic federation starships in our skies ( I TOLD YOU that I get a lot of these!)

dog moaning while couple makes love (Nooo, but we used to have a dog that growled at L during those times.)

hypercondria "find a doctor" (How about "find a dictionary"?)

EDIT: I don't know what's up with the huge space under my post, but Blogger won't let me remove it. :(

Saturday, January 05, 2008


I shamelessly stole this picture from my daughter's blog! Go ahead, sue me SME!

Today, I felt the need to extol the virtues of our modern day technologies. The internet is an invaluable tool for keeping families close, no matter how far apart they live!

For the past 7 years, SME has lived 1100 miles away from us. The first year was agonizing! SME and her then husband couldn't afford internet service, and our current long-distance service was incredibly expensive. There were months that we had $200 long-distance bills.

The following year, after her marriage broke up, SME and Doug got together. Doug had internet service, HALLELUJAH! Then I discovered the joys of 10-10-297, which provided $.03/minute long-distance service to Canada. We bought a speaker phone so we could share holidays and family gatherings with SME and Doug.

That same year, we bought Z a Lego Studios set for his birthday. L discovered that the computer camera, that came with the set, could also be used as a webcam. We immediately ordered another Lego-cam and gave it to Doug for his birthday. From then on, we have been happily sharing birthdays, Christmas, new pets, and other events via webcam. It's like having a magic window into each other's homes.

I must warn you that there are hazards to viewing each other's lives. One night, I got up to use the bathroom while L and SME were webcamming. I didn't know that Doug was there too. I think he's still traumatized after viewing me in my undies! Also, Z still hasn't forgiven his brother-in-law for making us watch him clean their living room carpet with his new shampooer.

In 2005, SME introduced me to the wonders of blogging. Now we had another way to participate in each other's lives. We also had the added bonus of meeting many wonderful new friends here!

Yesterday, SME's 30th birthday, found SME despairing at spending a lonely birthday alone, while Doug was at work. I don't think so! Yesterday afternoon, Z, Hairry, and I spent well over an hour with SME, Doug, and Sophie, via webcam. We watched SME open her gifts from us, and viewed Doug's gifts to SME. We got to see SME gleefully put on the Gumby shirt we gave her, while Doug clowned around juggling oranges. We also got a full-screen view of Sophie's curious bunny eye examining their webcam.

Later, when L got home from work, he shared birthday greetings with his "little girl". L can't hear well, so he and SME IM each other while on the webcam together. L thoroughly enjoys the webcam conversations they have!

Life, with our beloved daughter living so far from us, would be unbearable without the miracle of our modern technologies!

BTW, I think SME looks pretty good for a 30-yr-old broad, don't you?

Friday, January 04, 2008

30 YEARS of Fun and Frivolity!!

What happened?! We just celebrated your 1st birthday...

THEN, you were 10, with a stylish new perm...

THEN, we celebrated your confirmation with your godparents...

THEN, you were a beautiful bride...

THEN, you discovered true happiness...

all of a sudden....

YOU'RE 30!!!!

Happy birthday sweetie!! We love you AND that crazy crew that you've brought into our lives! Mom, Dad, Z-kid, and Hairry